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I have always had many opinions on how the breakup of a committed relationship would work. I can’t pinpoint when I picked up the different ideas I had but I do know I was extremely opinionated and highly expressive about those opinions. Then reality hit in the form of the break down of MY committed, thought-it-was-forever relationship. All of a sudden I found myself in foreign waters unable to find a  friendly shore!
To put it all in context I must explain that prior to this relationship, everything else was classed as …

Emotional Rollercoaster

My head is still reeling from my weekend – so much so that I had to pen it down in an effort to understand the colossal pit of dung I find myself in.
To set the scene, I must take you back a few weeks.  You see I met this guy who simply put – took my breath away. He was HOTT. And friendly. And funny.  And easy to talk to. And down to earth.  He had such an easy-going aura about him that I was won over almost immediately.  We …

Broken heels

Don’t know what it is but I’ve been learning some valuable lessons through music recently.  Random lyrics have been floating around in my head of late and instead of being dismissive of it, I find myself picking out words of wisdom and storing the rest away for future dissection!
This morning it was a song about women doing things better than men. Not just doing things better, but doing it better in BROKEN heels! Now every woman out there understands full well that very little can be accomplished with broken heels.  …

Now – hold on a sec!

Wonders shall never end! I woke up this morning feeling slightly tired (the fact that I got in at 4am might have contributed to that but who knows!) and extremely grouchy. I was enjoying my sleep when my brother decided that waking me up in the worse possible way was the way to go. Trying to keep cool (well as cool as you can be when you are being shaken awake), I turn and try to go back to sleep…Nope!  Not happening! Well I got up and I thought about …

For the sake of others

As I started my journey from my house to work on a Monday morning, hoping to catch some zzz’s on the bus before I reach my destination.  The noise of music coming from nowhere startled me back to reality as I searched frantically around, cranking my head left to right to find out who the culprit is; only to find myself eye balling a grown man dressed in a 2 colour toned suit with his trousers hanging low and double studs in each ear, alarming the bus with an eerie …

Connecting eyes : Unresponsive lips!

Picture this scene with me.  It’s late at night. You are on your way back from a concert that was so utterly shocking in its magnificence that you are buzzing on a natural high. It’s the end of the night and though it’s late and cold, you are feeling like you could go for another 24 hours. Then you get to the station and find out you just missed your train. Not to bother. You’re still on that high. You settled in on the nearest seat or floor space you …

How old are you?

It’s been a while since I’ve watched any television. I hadn’t been home long enough to turn on the telly and watch a program from start to finish. For the shows I do like, I might decide to watch it on my laptop at a convenient time but an active social life combined with a love of sleep has meant my telly has been neglected lately.
Last night though, I got home in enough time to catch the end of The Apprentice. Having nothing else to watch and not wanting to …

Look who’s back!

I’ve been on a hiatus – sweet sweet hiatus. Needed some time off to ease some of the pressures I was under but I’m back! So much seems to have changed in my absence – most significantly, I broke up with my ‘boy-friend/thing/irritant’ and am looking to party! I hear cave men everywhere beating their chests in anticipation singing ‘At last’ Beyonce inaugural style!!!!

We are family

I’ve been thinking a lot of late about family and how they relate with each other.  Mixing with a friend of mine who is very close to her family made me start comparing and contrasting with how I relate with my family.
Recently, for the first time in a very long time, all my immediate family members were all under one roof.  Being someone who is very used to having my own space, this raised some very unexpected yet serious issues that proved quite difficult to understand and overcome.
Just so I don’t …

Get your face on!

I wonder how men feel in the morning when they wake up next to their wives. Do they think “WOW – I made the right choice” or are they frightened each time they open their eyes?
Women everywhere love their make-up. Even those who do not wear make-up or wear as much as the next woman still care somewhat about her appearance. No one would go out of their house looking as they do when they first roll out of bed. Bed-hair is cute but only if it’s done right! I …